“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan, I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. Why can’t you do that in front of people?”

“Are you messin’ with me right now?”

“It’s me. Dale. You’re good.”

“I know!”

“This is gonna sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”

“I felt like I was hovering above my own body, watching myself sing.”

— STEP BROTHERS